another moral hangover. fuck.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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