I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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