that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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