i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
well I can't set my house on fire every night
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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