I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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