i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My pussy is not your playground.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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