I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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