do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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