Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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