the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
