So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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