she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
