I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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