R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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