my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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