watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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