absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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