Kiss
Puke
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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