someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Where did you get a picture of my penis
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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