PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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