It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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