Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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