thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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