Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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