try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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