its not stalking. its research.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
