The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
