Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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