Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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