Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No subtext here. People are naked.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
