D3 body, D1 cock
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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