dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
