making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Send help, water and tortillas.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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