I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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