I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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