Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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