theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
whose ass print is on the piano?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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