I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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