when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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