I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
