sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize