therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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