i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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