just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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