He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My feet surprised me
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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