no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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