Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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