he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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