I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I cut my penus on the lid.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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