It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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