We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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