what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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