Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
oh god the rape fog is back!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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