How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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